Our little devil
The destroyer of all things, household & un-household
Landscaper destructo-boy of weeds, flowers and shrubbery in our garden
Fence wrecker
The Charmer of our weak hearts, one puppy-doggone-it- brown-eyed look and we are goo
The Energizer doggy that just keeps on going, sometimes whining through all the night
The Chewer of eletrical cords, saddle blankets and leashes
The proud marker of our white berber bedroom carpet
the sniftiest sniffer of frogs, dead birds, turtles, our little protector from cats and poodles
Our vacuum & shredder
Our hairy beast
. . . and now, our SQUIRREL KILLER
the end is nigh for you, PetsMart bargain
1 comments:
it's not even funny how much they prepare you for kids!! just put my child's name in front of each of those statements. dogs TRULY prepare you for kids.
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